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            Part-time Job

            When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.

            "How was your first day?" I asked.

            "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."

            Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"

            "Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

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