英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Right 公民權力（中英雙語）
111.Right
111·公民權力
On the first day of an American history class at Purdue University，the professor assigned five chapters on civil rights. The next day, he asked one of my classmates to name ten of those rights. When the student made no response，the professor said,"ALL RIGHT. Name five. "Still the student said nothing. Finally, the exasperated professor begged，"Just name one right you have as a civilian."
在印地安那州的西拉法耶市波督大學，我上的第一節美國歷史課的那天，教授講了五章關于公民權利的課程。第二天，他叫了一名學生讓他說出十條公民權利。那個學生一聲沒吭，教授說:“好吧，說五條也行。”那個學生仍什么也沒說。最后，教授絕望地懇求道:“就說一條也成.”
To a room full of laughter，the young man replied，”I have the right to remain silent.”
對著哄堂大笑的課堂，那個學生回答說:“我有權保特沉默。”
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