英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Reasoning 推理（中英雙語）
112.Reasoning
112.推理
A fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”Here is the situation,"she said.”A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
小學四年級的教師在給學生們講邏輯學。“有這樣一種情況。”她說:“一個男人站在河中心的一條船上釣魚。他突然失去重心，掉進了水里。于是，他開始掙扎并呼喊救命。他的妻子聽到了他的喊聲，知道他不會游泳，所以她就急忙跑向bank。請你們告訴我這是為什么?”
A girl raised her hand and asked，"To draw out all of his savings?"
一個女學生舉起手答道:“是不是去取他的存錢?”
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