你有一個很漂亮的腦袋
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"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one - use you hat."
“所有的孩子都拿我取樂，”小男孩哭著對他的母親。 “他們說我頭都大了。”
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰。 “你有一個很漂亮的腦袋。”好了，別哭了，去到商店買10磅土豆。“
“購物袋在哪里？”
“我還沒有了 - 就用你的帽子。”
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