錢和朋友孰輕孰重--雙語幽默笑話
a: which do you find more important, money or friends?
甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要？
b: friends, of course.
乙：當然是朋友。
a: why?
甲：為什么？
b: i can always borrow money from friends.
乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。
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