費神打掃衛生后的效果--雙語幽默笑話
several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. when we arrived at the dorm, however, i was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "forgot we were coming, didn't you?" i teased.
我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之后，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來，是吧？”我取笑他。
"are you kidding?" he replied, "why else would i have bothered to clean?"
“開什么玩笑？”，他回答說，“要不我憑什么費神打掃？”
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