The Wrong Email
The Wrong Email
A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. /when the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen： DEAREAST WIFE： JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S.SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.
陰差陽錯的電子郵件
一個伊利諾言伊州的男人離開了大街已被白雪覆蓋的芝加哥前往佛里達度假。他的夫人正在出差，計劃第二天在佛羅里達與他相見。抵達賓館后，他決定給他夫人發(fā)一封短短的電子郵件，但找不到那張寫有電子郵件地址的紙條了。于是他就盡量憑記憶打出她的地址。 不幸的是，他少打了一個字母，郵件就這樣被發(fā)到了一位年長的牧師夫人那里，這位老夫人的丈夫在前一天剛去世。當這位正處于悲痛之中的夫人檢查自己的郵件時，她看了屏幕一眼便慘叫一聲，倒在地上不省人事了。聽到這慘叫聲，全家立刻跑進屋。在屏幕上，他們讀到了這樣一封短信：最親愛的夫人，剛剛住進來，一切就緒，等待你明天的到來。
又及：這兒的確很熱。
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