我不想爭論
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
“Gerald，” asked the teacher， “what is the shape of the earth？”
“It's round，” answered Gerald.
“How do you know it's round？” continued the teacher.
“All right， it's square then，” he replied， “I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it！”
我不想爭論
“杰拉爾德，”老師問：“地球是什么形狀？”
“是圓形的，”杰拉爾德回答道。
“你怎么知道是圓的？”老師又問。
“好吧，那它是方的，”學生回答說：“我可不想與你爭論這件事情?！?/p>
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