那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事181：巧合
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Coincidence
巧合
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉身對他旁邊的男士批評道：
"What a terrible voice!n he said. "Do you know who she is?"
“多難聽的嗓音！”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎？”
"Yes,¨was the answer. "She is my wife."
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
"Oh,I beg your pardon.一The man said,"Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad.I wonder who wrote that awtul song."
“噢，請你原諒。"客人說，“當然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實在太差了。我真好奇是誰寫了這么爛的歌。”
"I did."was the answer.
"是我."男士回答道.
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