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        Roast pig
        烤乳豬

        A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat. "Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him, He faked a smile and added : " Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
        一位先生應(yīng)邀去赴宴。當(dāng)他匆忙入座后,發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位正對(duì)著乳豬,于是大為高興地說(shuō):“還不錯(cuò),我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”但就在那時(shí)他發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:“對(duì)不起,我說(shuō)的是那只烤好的。”

        單詞&詞組

        butcher 肉販,屠夫
        plough 耕地
        volunteer 志愿者
        coincidence 巧合,巧事
        criticize 批評(píng),指責(zé)
        awful 糟糕的,可怕的

        知道不知道

        電影<V字仇殺隊(duì)里>里有一句臺(tái)詞是這樣的:There are nocoincidences.Only the illusion of coincidence.(這世上沒(méi)有巧合,只有巧合的錯(cuò)覺(jué)。)  

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