那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事183：送給女友的禮物
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Present for girlfriend
送給女友的禮物
At a jewelry store,a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?一the jeweler asked.
在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎？"珠寶商問道。
Tha customer thought for a moment,and then said,"No-engrave it'To my one and only love . That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again．"
那名顧客想了一會兒，然后說道：“不——在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”
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