The strongest man
A guy rushes into a bar and shouts, "Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
最強壯的人
一個男人闖進酒吧，高聲叫道：“誰是這兒最強壯的人。”
最強壯的人盯著他說：“我就是，你有什么事兒。”
那個人客氣的說，“請幫我把車推到加油站。”
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