每日一笑 (11.14)

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I married the wrong man

　　　
　　At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

　　　　　　　　　嫁錯(cuò)了人

　在一個(gè)雞尾酒會(huì)上,一個(gè)女人問另一個(gè):“你把結(jié)婚戒指帶錯(cuò)手指了吧?"　　
“是的，我嫁錯(cuò)了人。”

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