小偷對自己做的最壞打算--雙語幽默笑話
a shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "listen," said the shoplifter, "i know you don't want any trouble either. what do you say i just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時候被當場擒獲。“聽著，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這只表買下，然后我們就當什么也沒發生，你看怎樣？”
the manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. the crook（騙子，壞蛋） looked at the slip and said, "this is a little more than i intended to spend."
經理表示同意，然后列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說道：“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點，你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。"
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