哪一個女人
Which woman？
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return， I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house， I called out.“The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.”
My husband looked up and said， “Mom's here？”
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，
回來后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了？”
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