笑話習題簿11.11
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"
譯文：
一位老人開車行駛在高速公路上，這時車載電話響了。接通電話后，他聽到妻子急迫的聲音警告他：“弗雷德，我剛剛聽到新聞，有輛車在94號公路上逆行，一定當心啊！”
“可不光是一輛車，”弗雷德說，“有好幾百輛了！”
NOTE：
urgently 急切的
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題
Why did Fred say like that？
練習參考答案：
He was the one.
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