外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹232：雨傘(中英)
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳里，不過他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內(nèi)回來。”當(dāng)他回來時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著:“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來了。”
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