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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹231:找妻子(中英)

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        A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,” You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

        在超市里,一個男的朝一個非常漂亮的女士走過去,并對他說:“你知道嗎?我和我的妻子在超市走散了,你能和我說幾分鐘話嗎?”

        “why?”

        “為什么?”

        "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

        “因為每當我和漂亮女士說話的時候,我太太就會不知從哪兒鉆了出來。”

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