外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹230：關于技術支持的真實故事(中英)
A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows?"
一位女士給佳能服務部門打電話說她的打印機出了些問題，技術人員說:“你是在窗口(指視窗操作系統)下運行的嗎?”
The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window，and his is working fine.”
女士回答說:“不，我的桌子在門的旁邊，不過你說的對，坐在我旁邊隔間的那個男的是在窗戶下面，他的打印機工作得很正常。”
Tech Support; "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
技術支持:“您的硬盤還有多大的空間?”
Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
顧客:“我的太太很喜歡上英特網，她下載了10個小時的空白空間，這夠了嗎?”
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