把我闖了紅燈抄五百遍
In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
"You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在一個中西部大城市的交通法庭上，有位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，為開車闖紅燈吃到的傳票進行答辯。
她對法官解釋說，她是一名小學老師，請求快速處理她的案子，這樣她可以趕得及上課。一絲狂放的目光閃過法官的眼睛。
“你是一名小學老師，嗯？”他說，“大小姐，我可要了卻我的平生夙愿了。坐那張桌子那兒去，把‘我闖了紅燈’抄五百遍。”
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