Falling Down
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
跌落
一個人在吹牛，說他們國家得事情是多么不可思議。最后，他開始講他的國家的建筑物有多么高。
"有一個樓房特別高,我的朋友亞歷克斯用了72小時才從它上面跌下來!"
"哦,我的天啊!"他的朋友說。"當然他一定死過、了!"
"當然。他沒有食物和水達3天之久!"
NOTES
fib: . n.無傷大雅的謊言,小謊,一擊,打
vi.撒小謊
fall off 下降;跌落;
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