[爆笑] Only cash and credit cards

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　　 When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for

　　a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.

　　　 " Do you take children?" the man asked.

　　　 "No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."

　　只算現金和信用卡

　　　一個人打電話給一家汽車旅館詢問房租，旅館的工作人員回答說房租的多少取決于房間的大小和住客的人數。

　　　 “小孩兒算不算呢？”那人問道。

　　　 “不算，先生。”服務員回答，“我們只算現金和信用卡。”

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