英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.14
A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is," answered the waitress. "We've only been open two weeks." 鎮上開了家新餐館，我丈夫Walter和我決定去嘗嘗。女招待給我們寫菜時，Walter問餐館的咖啡是否新鮮。“絕對新鮮，”，女招待回答說，“我們才剛開了兩星期。”練習:
如果不新鮮，會有多久? 答案：
有可能是前面的店子關門剩下的，哇咔咔~~
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