外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹65：如果只有一天 (中英)
At a resort，a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea.
在一個度假勝地，一個家伙走向一個正在太陽低下坐著喝冰茶的老人。
Younger guy says，"Hey, you are going to just sit around all day? How about it if you join me for a round of gulf.”
年輕一些的人說:“嘿，你打算一整天都坐在這里嗎?和我去打一局高爾夫怎么樣?”
"No,”the older fellow replies，"tried it once，didn’t like it.”
“不想去，”那個老人回答，“試過一次，不喜歡。”
"Well then。”the younger fellow asks，"how about a swim? It might be just as refreshing as your iced tea there.”
“那好，”年輕人說，“那游泳怎么樣?那感覺也許和你喝冰茶一樣涼爽。”
"No,”the older fellow responds，"tried it once. didn’t like it. But if you're game for tennis。my son will be here soon and is usually up for a game or two一you might want to play with him.”
“不想去”，那個老人又回答，“我試過一次，不喜歡。但是如果你想要打網(wǎng)球，我的兒子會很快過來和你打上一兩場。你會喜歡和他一起玩的。”
Younger fellow replies: "Your only child I presume?"
年輕人說:“我估計那是你的獨生子吧?”
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