那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事152：這鐘準嗎？
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
is that clock right
這鐘準嗎？
dan was the doorman of a club in a big city .everyday, thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "what's the time,please?" after a few months,dan said to himself, "l'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. l'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wait here." then he did so.
丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人每天都有數千人經過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他：“請問現在幾點？”幾個月后-丹想：“我不想再回答這些笨蛋提出的問題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。一于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。
"now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time,"he thought happily. but after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked dan, "is that clock right?"
“現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了吧”一他高興地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹：“這鐘準嗎？”
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