現在誰能告訴我們哪個是哪個嗎？
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀。現在誰能告訴我們哪個是哪個嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請告訴我們。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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