抽象名詞
Jane: I don’t know, madam.
Teacher: What, you don’t know! Well, it’s the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example.
Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.
老師:珍妮，什么叫抽象名詞？
珍妮：我不知道，老師。
老師：什么，你不知道！抽象名詞就是能想象但是不能摸到的東西的名稱。好，給我舉一個(gè)例子。
珍妮：一把燒得通紅的撥火棍，老師。
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