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          Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

          Father: I hope so ―― he certainly can't make a living by kissing girls!

          我希望如此

          鄰居:您認為您的兒子會把在大學里學的東西全忘光嗎?

          父親:我希望這樣-他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!

          NOTE

          make a living 謀生

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