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        雙語 笑話 Miss Wilberforce

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           Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion, and hissister helped him with his election campaign. The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently, the sister offered to give a new dress to the wife of every man who voted for her brother. This offer pleased the voters immensely, and at one meeting there went up a cry of“Miss Wilberforce for ever!”The lady in question rosequickly from her chair on the platform and said:
           “Oh,please,don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever .”



           威爾伯佛斯
           有一次,威爾伯佛斯做國會議員候選人,他的妹妹幫助 他搞競選運動。那時候,行賄和腐敗法案尚未擬定;因此,這位妹妹提出愿意送一件新衣服給每一個投她哥哥票的男人的妻子。這項提議使選民們極為滿意。在一次集會上,人們高呼:“威爾伯佛斯小姐萬歲!”該女士迅速從講臺上她的坐椅 上站起來,說:
           “噢,請別這么說。我可不想永遠做威爾伯佛斯小姐。”


        哈哈,你知道原因么?
        因為她總有一天會變成Mrs.而非Miss~


                                                            

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