第32期雙語笑話加練習題 唯有我是司機
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
Notes:
out of breath上氣不接下氣
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The young man who was running behind the bus was tall.
② The bus was half full of passengers.
③ The bus was running very fast.
④ The passenger bad pity on the young man.
⑤ The young man was the driver.
106.唯有我是司機
在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進。
“停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的！”
“我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機！”
練習參考答案：
①F②F③T④T⑤T
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