不老練的店員--雙語幽默笑話
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
一個胖女人走進服裝店。“我想看一件適合我穿的衣服，”她告訴店員說。
"so would i," said the tactless clerk.
“我也是。”不太老練的店員說道。
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