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          The world‘s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse,a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.“They’re yours,but what are they for?”the genie asked.“I‘m tired of walking everywhere――I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won’t have to work to get on the horse.”

          “But the squirrel?”asked the genie.“I need something to go‘click-click’to start the horse!!!”

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