有了這藥我多久能好
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left
the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes
last?"
"It depends. If you don't use it, the shoes will never wear out."
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the
happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription
from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don't use it, you will never get
better.
一位醫生有天到一家店里買了雙鞋，打賣鞋柜臺臨走前，他問銷售小姐：“這鞋能用多久
？”
“這得看了，要你不穿它，這鞋總也壞不了。”
過了幾天，那銷售小姐病了，就上醫院，而醫生恰好是她接待過的那位顧客。小姐從醫
生那兒接過藥方后，問：“有了這藥我多久能好？”
“這得看了，”醫生回答，“要你不吃它，總也好不了。”
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