小幽默四則(4)
Italy: How did you ever get here
One winter morning, an employee from Italy cautiously explained why he had shown up for work fifty minutes late, “It was so slippery outdoors that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.”
The employer had a suspicious look at him. “Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?”
“Finally, I gave up and made my decision,” he said, “to start for home.”
意大利： 你是怎么來這兒的？
一個冬天的早晨，一名意大利雇員小心地解釋他為什么上班遲到了五十分鐘，“室外太滑了，以至于我每向前邁一步，就要向后倒滑兩步。”
雇主懷疑地看了看他。“噢，是嗎？那你是怎么到這兒來的？”
“最后，我決定放棄上班，”他說，“開始往家里走。”
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