小幽默四則(3)
Britain: Early shopper
It was the Christmas Day and the judge of Britain was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked.
“Doing my christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That's no offense,” frankly replied the judge, “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
英國： 采購過早
那天是圣誕節(jié)，英國法官在審問犯人時(shí)心情也好了起來。“人家控告你什么呀？”他問道。
“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早，”被告答。
“那不算犯法，”法官坦率地回答道，“你購物有多早呢？”
“在商店開門之前，”犯人應(yīng)道。
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