Bring Me a Glass of Milk
At 2 a. m， Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living， room. "Tiptoe down-stairs，" she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him before he knows what's happening
Dutifully Mr. Culkin put on his robe. Just as he reached the bedroom door， his wife added， "And when you come back， bring me a glass of milk."
Notes：
（1） convince v.使信服
（2） prowler n.偷竊者
（3） tiptoe v.踮著腳走
（4） sneak v.潛行；偷偷走
（5） dutifully adv.盡職地
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