Marriage Joke(67)
Two women were sitting together on an airplane. The younger woman turns to the other and says，“I don‘t mean to stare but your diamond ring is gorgeous. I don’t think I ever saw such a large stone.”The older woman said，“it‘s a very special ring；it comes with a curse！”“Oh my，what kind of curse”said the naive young woman. This ring comes with……Mr. Plopnick.
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