夠淫蕩嗎？
女子問(wèn)道:"先生,你夠淫蕩嗎??"
男子大驚!支唔以對(duì)"我.....還好吧..."
女子白眼一翻,道:"什么還好?我問(wèn)你是Going up還是going down呀?"
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