英漢雙語笑話：Prepare Yourself 做好準備
prepare yourself
a story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."
two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."
自己做好準備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽－我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”
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