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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Teacher:What great event happened in 1809 ?
        老師:1809年發生了什么重大事件?

        Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln was born.
        小威利:亞伯拉罕一林肯誕生。

        Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
        老師:正確。那么1812年發生了什么重要事件呢?

        Little Wlly:Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
        小威利:亞伯拉罕一林肯過三周歲生日。
         

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