猴子高興地擺動著雙臂
There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures.The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"
The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.
The chief says, "Oh! They were drinking, huh??! Okay, were they doing anything else?"
The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.
The chief loses his patience, "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"
The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.
那是一場可怕的車禍。沒有人在事故中幸存下來，只有一只猴子，沒有目擊者。警察試圖詢問猴子。猴子似乎與手勢回應他們的問題。警察局長問，“什么是人在車上做什么？”猴子把手送到嘴里像握著一個瓶子。該負責人說，“哦！他們喝的，嗯？？！好吧，他們還做了什么？”猴子點頭和移動他的嘴來回，意思是說他們在說話。警長失去了耐心，“如果他們有這樣一個偉大的時間，那么究竟誰在開車？”猴子高興地擺動著雙臂，像是握著方向盤。
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