Kid Joke(93)
My son's kindergarten class was asked to draw self-portraits for a class project. My son of course followed the instructions but as he proudly passed in his“Monet”the teacher was astonished - He had drawn himself Naked……The Teacher called him to her desk and asked“Jordan，What is this？”
He replied，“If you don‘t know what it is then I’m not going to tell you.”
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