No gray hair

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　　We were all tired after a difficult faculty meeting. The dean chairing it complained, "Have you noticed all these gray hairs I've been getting? Do you realize that when I took this job four years ago, I didn't have a single one?" "That's no problem," consoled another professor who was virtually bald. "Just do what I do. Whenever you notice a gray hair, yank it out."

　　沒有白發的秘訣

　　我們在一個乏味的全體教員會議之后全都很疲累。院長抱怨說,"你們注意到我這些灰白的頭發了嗎?你們知道嗎，當我在四年以前做這個工作的時候,我還沒有一根?""那不是問題,"一個事實上禿頭的教授安慰說："只要做像我所做的，每當你有一根白頭發的時候，猛拉它。"

　　NOTE

　　console vt. -soled, -soling

　　安慰；撫慰；慰問

　　We tried to console her when her mother died but it was very difficult.

　　"她母親去世時我們設法安慰她,但很難奏效。"

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