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        囧!這樣也算戀愛,雷死人了(雙語)

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        hildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
        坐在后座上的小孩會生出意外,發生在后座上的意外會生出小孩。
         
        Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
        節約用水,和女友一起洗澡。
         
        The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
        聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
         
        Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
        用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓現形。
         
        Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
        每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。
         
        Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
        愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

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