Typical Lawyer

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　　A dog ran into a butcher（屠夫；賣肉者） shop and grabbed（抓取） a roast（烤肉） off the counter. Fortunately， the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

　　Incensed（使發(fā)怒；激怒） at the theft， the butcher called up his neighbor and said， "Hey， if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop， would you be liable（有（法律）責(zé)任的） for the cost of the meat？"

　　The lawyer replied， "Of course， how much was the roast？"

　　"'7.98."

　　A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for '7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read： Legal Consultation Service： '150.

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