前臺小姐用英語逼死美國人的絕妙對白
前臺
剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:
前臺小姐:“hello.”
美國人:“hi.”
前臺小姐:“you have what thing?”
美國人:“can you speak english?”
前臺小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”
美國人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前臺小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前臺小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little,you one arth have what thing?”
美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美國人吐血。。。
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