研究生和本科生的區(qū)別
“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.
“When I say ‘Good afternoon,’ the undergraduate respond ‘Good afternoon.’ But the graduate students just write it down.. ”
“研究生班和本科生班很容易就能區(qū)別開來。”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說：“我說‘下午好’，本科生們回答說‘下午好’；研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。
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