Asking for a Raise

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　　Asking for a Raise要求加薪

　　At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

　　After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again？"

　　我在一家電臺工作。經理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我查看一下我們準備要購買的一套新的聲音效果光盤。他關上門，這樣不會打擾外面辦公室的人。

　　聽了幾種常規的音效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經理秘書旁邊經過時，她抬起頭問我:“你又要求加薪了？”

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