雙語幽默語錄：經典體壇名言幽默
chicago cubs outfielder andre dawson on being a role model: "i want all the kids to do what i do, to look up to me. i want all the kids to copulate me."
芝加哥小熊隊外野手andre dawson談到作為人們的榜樣：“我希望所有的孩子都來做我所做的事情，都來崇拜我。我想讓所有的孩子都來和我交配。” [嘲笑運動員四肢發達，頭腦簡單。這個運動員用詞用錯，本應為“崇拜、敬重、學習”的其他詞，他用了表示“交媾、交配”的copulate。]
new orleans saint rb george rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "i want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
當被問到即將到來的新賽季，新奧爾良saint隊右后衛george rogers說：“我想跑1000或1500碼，不論這兩個目標哪個會先實現。”
and, upon hearing joe jacoby of the 'skins say "i'd run over my own mother to win the super bowl," matt millen of the raiders said, "to win, i'd run over joe's mom too."
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