雙語笑話 lose his appetite 失去胃口
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones.""To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚餐聚會(huì)上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對(duì)女主人說一些好聽的話。機(jī)會(huì)終于來了，女主人轉(zhuǎn)向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會(huì)失去胃口的。”
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